Where’s my City Sirens movie? I’ve been a very brave lil girl >:[
Dressed up for the night
By loana_barbor on twitter
I will never not reblog this
Accurate.
This is the best post I’ve ever seen
accurate
Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan
Reblog for Satan
Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell
Oh, so this is why I’m STILL HERE.
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I’ve seen this comic for years but just discovered the last panel. GUYS WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT PANEL THERE
Kate: Yelena is my friend, and if I love her, it’s the way I would love an older sister.
Natasha: Yelena is my sister and if she looked at me the way you look at her, I would call the police.
Yelena, holding up her phone: Care to explain this text you sent me last night?
Kate, hungover: Oh my god, I’m so sorry… It was autocorrect…
Yelena: Autocorrect sent me… ‘your so hot, please step on me’?
Kate: …Yes
Kate: It’s supposed to say you’re
Laura: Wow, Yelena, those pants look great! And I bet they’d look even better on Kate’s floor.
Kate: Are you hitting on Yelena…for me?
Natasha: People like it when you’re mysterious.
Yelena: okay, got it.
[later]
Kate: so where are we going for the date?
Yelena: none of your fucking business
Kate, rushing in: Yelena kissed me!
Clint: That’s great! Did it lead to anything?
Kate: Yeah, I came straight here to tell you guys!
Natasha: So you left her there?
Kate: …
*sound of window breaking in distance*
Yelena *carrying all the groceries*
Kate *offers out her hand to help*
Yelena *aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold Kate’s hand*
Yelena : I’m a piece of trash.
Kate : As someone who cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 7 fine?
Yelena : You smooth motherfu- Yea 7 is fine.
Natasha: Do you like Kate?
Yelena: WHAT? No! Of course not, we’re friends.
Natasha: So if I ask her out—
Yelena: I don’t care if you’re my sister, I will kill you with my bare hands.